I live in Michigan, and want my mom to have full custody of me? Also I'm 16?

Tell them what you feel (court) you might wanna look into this more possibly get a lawyer but don't let your dad know just in case he might blow his top. I hope you get through this and nothing serious happens

Does this lotion help for downsizing my stretched ears?

Keep them clean with antibacterial fragrance free soap. Avoid lotions that have fragrance such as anything from bath and body works. Massage your lobes with organic coconut oil or jojoba will help your lobes stay healthy and aid in their shrinking. Those can be found at your local health food stores or even a pharmacy. Avoid these oils if they have preservatives, they shouldn't have to be refrigerated. You can pick these oils up pretty cheap for a small vial. Even if you aren't stretching/shrinking, those oils do wonders for the skin!

How to relieve a sunburn?

I was at the beach all day today, and not being smart, I didn't use sunscreen on my back (I usually never burn, so I THOUGHT it was okay). Now my back is all red and hurts a little. What can I do to soothe it and get rid of the redness? I am putting aloe vera and Shea butter lotion on it every hour. Thank you! God bless<3

Are a-line bobs still "in"? Would someone with a short neck look okay with it?

It is more to do with what short of length you are aiming for and the fringe you will have. The fringe is especially important as not every one can carry a blunt fringe for instance as the neck is hardly the first thing anyone notices. The detail of a haircut is based on the shape of the face & hair texture.

What is the best out of these three for damaged hair?

For damaged hair the best is Moroccan Oil, I use Pro Naturals Moroccan Oil Hair Treatment with Heat Protector, it helps strenghten the hair that's prone to breakage, splitting or snapping off, gently smoothes the hair and form a protective mist on surface, against heat damage, reduces friction from brushing and helps prevent further damage, leaves hair healthy, shiny and resilient and provides heat protection against electronic hair tools. I hope this helps.

I raped my dumb neighbors gnome?

Okay this old lady that lives across the street from me is always giving me the evil eye, and sometimes if shes in a bitchy mood she waves at me . One day, her obese grandson was visiting her, and the little prick thought it would be funny to ding dong ditch me. Lucky for me I got my trusty taser gun. So after the fat bastard rang my doorbell i right away opened the door and TASED the kid. I laughed as i watched his fat jiggle as he was getting zapped.After I had my good laugh (a.k.a. once he passed out), I put him in my wheelbarrow and dumped him in my other neighbors flower garden. The granny came outside eventually and saw me smiling and having a good smoke, and she looks over and sees fatass passed out. She yells at me saying "Did you see this happen?!?" i smiled and said "see what?" "MY GRANDBOY IS KNOCKED OUT!" . I look down at him. She glares at me and says "I'm calling the police" I'm kinda used to hearing that so I just shook it off and began my daily walk, then suddenly when I walked by her yard, something struck me, I saw a garden gnome with the biggest junk I have ever seen... so I thought "why not?" and had some good sex in right there. I didn't think it would be right to steal it since her grandson was already passed out so we just did it in the yard. It got really annoying because people kept giving me funny looks...

What hair color looked best on me?

Fire Engine Red would look awesome on you. If you don't want to go that bright, I don't think you have a problem with that, you could use an auburn color. (: